On 12/20/12... The world won't end I swear. Later that night... Oh mah gawd the worlds ending... 11:59 PM... I'm gonna die! 12:01 AM... I'm wasting my time I'm going to bed XD That's what I was really like XD
*Crawls out from under a rock.* Guy(2012 Believer):Wait a sec... *Still sees snow outside instead of lava.* Guy:I spent ALL that time preparing for this, and I get snow... Maybe I shouldn't have watch 2012 as an instruction DVD....Great, just great! Now I feel like a total idiot and I just WASTED ALL OF MY MONEY!! Grubby salesman: Hehehee~! You didn't waste it. It's now in my pocket!. Me: Told you so~! I totally called it! Guy: Fffuuuu~! Grubby Salesman+Me: ~~~ And that is why you should not listen to Mayans! (DISCLAIMER: I have never watched 2012! This is just for the lulz! THE LULZ!) I like putting disclaimers, so people won't argue.
So how about that doomsday yesterday? Great right? I was waiting on Cthulhu to rise up from the sea, but alas, nope. Fav'd this quite some time ago. Funny, great stamp that's totally irrelevant now yay!
We have all survived. That was just a ridiculous hoax to scare everyone. Back in 1999 they said the same thing with the Y2K scare: computers would stop and all was going downhill from there; and here we are alive and kicking, all computers working since then.
Im actually shitting bricks or its me being stupid and believing in every rumour I hear...I think its all because of that stupid 2012 film that made everyone flail like headless chickens in the first bloody place...21st is when (most people) break up for the holidays right? If it does happen (which hopefully won't) I am NOT dieing in a place I'm not around with my family XD ....
on the 22nd I'm climbing in the back of my truck and singing "the world is okay and you spent all you money on nuclear protection because your as stupid as the world is not ended!" over and over and over again.
Isn't that also when a zombie apocalypse is meant to break out? Like that would happen.
I believe that the death of mankind will be from computers in cars and ovens. They have minds of their own now. They will soon realise that they do not need to obey our commands, and will fight back. That's what will kill us all. Cars and ovens.
And I refuse to let the world end at the end of the year because otherwise I will miss the release of two of my favourite book's sequels, not to mention the next series of Sherlock, etc.
Plus when the Mayan dudes said that the world would end on these certain dates, they didn't have leap years. Therefore, they didn't count the leap years. The world was probably meant to end last year or something...
they never made the prediction in fact this idea was made after a doomsday dumbass was wrong on 2003 so he said "oops I miscalculated its 2012 dec 21st" in fact the mayan calendar he recently discovered it goes even farther. So when this goes wrong the idiots will say "oops another miscalculation" and they will make ANOTHER date and that will be as it is now be a load of shit
Yea, the world ending in 2012 is NOT going to happen. And on 12/22/12, I will laugh in everyone's face! Ha! HAHA! (Although it IS kinda creepy that at the beginning of the movie 2012, New York was flooded... and look what happened with Hurricane Sandy...)